O'Neill, scatter the nuns!

Florence Welch. Twenty. Hertfordshire, England. I actually talk such utter bollocks sometimes. Please forgive me? :)



as a joke i put on my university accomodation application ’ i am a gay please put me with other lesbians help me get laid’ , thinking they wouldn’t actually read any of it, but i guess they did because im now  living on a street with 8 gay clubs

  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?


i want a show called Man Vs. Wilde where someone is put in the jungle with oscar wilde and has to survive not only the elements but also wilde’s random attacks and massive ego

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